Wednesday, January 10, 2007

T.O. fires Saviour

Terrell Owens has fired his publicist, Kim Etheredge. You may recall that she was the person who dialed 911 when T.O. overdosed on pills.
I can't really blame Owens for not wanting Kim around after she stopped him from doing the most important thing of his life. Ending it. We have an idea for his new publicist - Jack Kevorkian. Slap on that tourniquet Terrell!

5 comments:

Pamer said...

ouch

Alllegionoflegit said...

I bet even T.O.'s mother hates him.

Pamer said...

Yep..i'll bet she's cheering for whatever other team he's playing against.

Maybe the Bengals can pick him up next year

Alllegionoflegit said...

does he fit in with the bengals? i think he has to rob a liquor store first.

Pamer said...

I'm crossing my fingers that, in the off-season, he slaps a waitress somewhere in Lubbock Texas.

Then he's prime Bengal material. Cincy's gotta get rid of these stand-up, classy guys like Ocho Cinco and Palmer