Thursday, January 04, 2007

Bengals Restocking Talent

The Cincinnati Bengals have announced the signing of free-agent defensive end Jason Berryman. Whose Jason Berryman you ask? He’s that idiot who spent 2004 in a jail cell for having attacked a fellow Iowa State student and stealing four of his dollars.

I’m guessing Berryman wasn’t at Iowa State on an academic scholarship. Who the hell attacks someone for four dollars? Are the Cincinnati Bengals out of their minds? They should be cutting criminals not signing them. Seriously, this strategy of amassing gangsters, thugs, and convicts on their roster didn’t really pay off for them this season. Sure, they intimidate the opposition, but it’s tough to make a tackle when you’re wearing leg irons.

4 comments:

Pamer said...

I'm a die hard Bengal fan and this shit is unbelievable....MAurice Claret is next???

Strawman said...

Hahahaha... totally. I'm sure they've had more players arrested this year than all of the rest of the league combined. Incredible.

Screaming Viking said...

Yeah, I hear they may try and get a work release for Rae Carruth.

Screaming Viking said...

The Titans did their best to compete guys, but they just couldn't hold water to the Bengals.