Vick gets busted, again

Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick was almost arrested at Miami International Airport Wednesday. Vick apparently wasn’t aware of new regulations prohibiting passengers to bring liquids through security and was reluctant to allow security guards to confiscate and dispose of the water bottle he was carrying. Security agents recognized Vick, who is under contract with the Falcons for $10 million per season, and found it totally bizarre that he was unwilling to part with such a mundane object. They searched the bottle and found a hidden compartment containing traces of marijuana. Miami police are currently deciding whether or not to press charges.

Vick isn’t all that smart. When the officers asked him if he was Michael Vick he should have whipped out his Ron Mexico ID and used his sly Mex skills to get out of the jam. Afterall he must be a smooth operator since he can still get skanks to ride his jock knowing full well they will have a burning sensation in the morning.