Thursday, January 04, 2007

The Model and the Hick

Last Wednesday, supermodel Niki Taylor married NASCAR driver Burney Lamar. If a no-name NASCAR hick who drives a car in a circle for a living can bag a supermodel and mother of two, I am giving up my day job. Britney when you are ready I will be doing donuts in the parking lot in my red pickup! Just throw your kids in the back and hop in! I just hope for Niki’s sake that when Burney has to pick up the kids from school there isn’t a right turn, or they are screwed!


Strawman said...

Man, you could have made the pic bigger!

Anonymous said...

I don't think you need the pickup to bag Britney. Maybe just some donuts and a bottle of tequila. You wouldn't have to worry about her kids then.

Chirpy McChirp said...

I don't think regualr donuts would do she would probably demand Krispy Kreme!