ESPN = Exta Small Penis Network

There are reports that Sean Salisbury has been suspended for emailing pictures he took of his rod on his cell phone to female co-workers. I am amazed at the size of his penis, or lack there of, if it fits on a cell phone camera. When I had my manhood photographed at work I had to get the receptionist to take the picture from across the office. Then after I emailed it around to all female staff, I didn't get suspended. On the contrary, I actually had girls sleeping under my desk so they could get the first crack at my morning wood!