Yakoo can't run a business

Two people were found stabbed to death on Tuesday at a sports bar owned by Detroit Red Wings defenceman Chris "Yakoo" Chelios. The victims, both employees of Cheli's Chili Bar, appeared to have been killed before the restaurant opened. When seeing what type of meat gets carved at Chelios’ restaurant, no one can knock the Chinese restaurants anymore for serving breaded dog and calling it a chicken ball. But it sure beats roasted aspiring actor skewered on a hockey stick.