Saturday, January 27, 2007

If you can't beat 'em...stab 'em!

Mitch "The Slasher" Cozad was back in court this past week in the case of punter versus punter. For those of you who don't remember the name, Cozad was the douchebag back-up punter (I can hear him now using his "I'm on the Northern Colorado football team" routine with all the ladies, I'll bet he "accidently" forgot to tell them he was a BACK-UP punter) that stabbed the starting punter this past September.According to a friend, Cozad was "extremely upset about issues with his football team" when he decided to go Tanya Harding on starting punter Rafael Mendoza's knee. The best part is the night that Cozad commited the crime he showed up to the scene driving his vehicle with the personalized plate "8-KIKR."Hey Cozad, maybe your next personalized plate should read "STOOPID."A judge ordered Cozad to stand trial for attempted first-degree murder.

1 comment:

Pamer said...

Guess who the Bengals just picked up as a back-up Punter??? LOL