Tyson indicted for being himself

Mike Tyson was finally indicted on drug charges stemming from his run in with Arizona police last week. County attorney Andrew Thomas wants to see Tyson go to prison saying, "Tyson endangered the public and himself and must be held accountable for his actions. It's my hope that a conviction and prison time will help him to break his addictions and learn to comply with the law."

History has shown that sending Tyson to prison does not teach him to obey the law. If anything another seven-year vacation in the slammer eating grits will just make him crazier. Cause there's just no substitute once you’ve developed a taste for human flesh.