Buckeyes destroyed by the Gators

In a big upset, the Florida Gators destroyed the Ohio State Buckeye’s 41-14 in last night’s BCS Championship game. I’m not sure why the NCAA bothers to wait a month after the regular season before playing its title game. This is like not getting laid for a month then thinking you will perform like Ron Jeremy when you go out with a hot slut. Sure you may think it was the best 30 seconds of your life, but you realize otherwise when you're known around town as the two-pump chump. This didn’t happen to me, I am just saying.