Monday, January 08, 2007

Tiki retires while he's ahead

New York Giants running back Tiki Barber made his retirement official yesterday after his team's playoff loss to the Eagles.

As he never gets caught wired on coke or soliciting hookers Tiki wouldn't normally warrant discussion on this site. But we find it pretty amazing how an NFL player in the new millennium can retire without a criminal record. I'm not saying he's an Uncle Tom, but he does make Eli Manning look hood.

5 comments:

Pamer said...

I wonder if it will be one of those retirements like in wrestling. We'll see him come back in some game against the Eagles next year, in the third quarter and the announcers will be going crazy...

"TIki's BACK TIki's BACK...oh and he just leveled Dhani JOnes with the
folding chair."

Screaming Viking said...

Tiki will have a hard act to follow in the WWE with K-Fed there now!

Pamer said...

K-Fed rocks the mic, yo!!!!

Screaming Viking said...

Absolutely nothing kicks ass like Popozao blasting thru the speakers!

Chirpy McChirp said...

I would rather lose my ears by putting them between Rosie O'Donnel and food than listen to K-Fed.