Friday, January 19, 2007

Drug Test Rubbed the Wrong Way

Top soccer star Marco Borriello, who failed a drug test back in November, is blaming the failed test on an ointment given to him by his model girlfriend, Belen Rodriguez. The ointment was not all she gave him. She also passed on an infection to Borriello by making love. Belen was quoted as saying “I advised him to use the ointment but forgot it contained cortisone. Our sex session proved fatal.”

Sweetheart getting a guy suspended for using a banned cream on his rod is not life or death. If you had used your teeth while on your knees , THAT IS FATAL. Come spend a night with me and I will show you trouble. Can you say asphyxiation by way of a thick dong!

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