Give me head of hair

In a team building exercise, the Calgary Flames are sporting massive sideburns as the club embarks on yet another facial-hair contest for the month of January. "It's a team thing. We just started on January first," confirmed Stephane Yelle. "Guys are starting to grow them, which is interesting."

This contest is a better idea than the armpit hair growing contest the East German Woman's swim team used to do.