Vick slapped with lawsuit

Michael Vick has been served with a $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 civil lawsuit. The suit alleges that Vick stole two of the plaintiff’s pit bull dogs and used them in his dog fighting operation. The complaint goes on to say that Vick eventually sold the dogs on EBay and used the proceeds to buy missiles for Iran. The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year. You can read the entire legal filing here (and I recommend you do, because this guy makes George “The Animal” Steel look like Einstein).

With Vick’s legal bills already running high, I think he could cheap out on a lawyer to handle this case himself. All he would need is for Jamal Anderson to walk into court, say ‘This is Bullshit your honor’, do the dirty bird on the motion and case closed.