Thursday, August 09, 2007

Coker gets ironic

Tennessee running back LaMarcus Coker, the team's leading rusher last season, has been suspended indefinitely for violating the school's substance abuse policy. Coach Phillip Fulmer did not specify what Coker had done when he announced the penalty Tuesday. "He must fulfill some obligations to the program and to me before he can return," Fulmer read from a prepared statement after practice. "I have tried, as has the administration, to work with him, but at this time he must help himself."

The only thing more ironic then a guy named Coker with a drug problem would be for Dwight Gooden to officially change his name to Doc Feelgood.

2 comments:

Brock Landers said...

The "insert joke" here material is just too easy.

Screaming Viking said...

Yeah, we take what we can get. And yes, this refers to the ugly skanks we bone