Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Notre Dame player loves hookers

Derrell Hand, Notre Dame defensive lineman, was arrested last week on charges of patronizing a prostitute. Hand, 20, a 6-foot-3, 287-pound junior, was arrested after approaching an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute about three miles from the Notre Dame campus. He also was charged with driving without a license. Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis suspended Hand indefinitely from the team Friday for violating team rules.

With Notre Dame being the premier Catholic university in the U.S., is Hand being suspended for his arrest or for having thought about sex before marriage? When you wear the blue and gold, that pretty much equals being the mayor of Boxtown for 4 years, so why the hell would you blow your scholarship money on paying for it. Even Rudy got as much grade A beef as he wanted. And by grade A beef, I mean he did anyone who noticed his ND jacket.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I predict Handy Derrell will be transfering to Miami, FSU, Michigan, USC or OSU in the near future where he can continue his pre-marital acts without punishment (and without paying). Hola, Mr. Hand.

PS: It's blue and gold, dumbass!