Jeter is a whore

In news earlier this month, it was reported that New York Yankee's SS Derek Jeter could have given Jessica Alba herpes. Alba used to date the man slut a while back. L.A. Rag who claims to have a source that said she had to refill a Valtrex prescription for Jessica on a regular basis. Jeter’s other famous sexual conquests include Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel.

Jeter's a classy guy. So I'm sure he was originally tested under the pseudonym Buster Iraq to spare his ladies the embarrassment. But you almost have to feel sorry for the guy. It isn't like he's been doing hoodrats like Ron Mexico. Although, if he is positive it would finally clear the way for him to be traded to Alyssa Milano's Dodgers.