Thursday, June 21, 2007

Arrest warrant issued for Pacman Jones

If you guessed 216 days between arrests then you’ve won the Pacman Jones Las Vegas jackpot. Vegas authorities have finally issued an arrest warrant for everyone’s favorite CB Adam “Pacman” Jones. Surprisingly enough, it turns out that even in Sin City you can’t smack around broads and get away with it. Pacman is facing two felony counts that could result in a maximum of 12 years in the slammer. The Las Vegas district attorney said that, “[Pacman and his accomplices will] be given a reasonable amount of time to turn themselves in, and if they don’t, police will go looking for them."

I don’t even know what to say about Pacman anymore. Basically he’s my hero. There are 10 chances in 1 that we’ll be reading about him having been in a gentlemen's club just prior to turning himself into the Las Vegas police. And an even better chance that someone will get shot when he shows up later that night at my house with ten blind folded strippers.


Screaming Viking said...

You may notice our Pacman Jones counter has ended at 216 days. It is now replaced to the Michelle Wie 18th birthday countdown! Hopefully Hef has her on speed dial!

Brock Landers said...

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that 75% of NFL players have committed a crime higher than or equal to a B Misdemeanor.