Friday, June 01, 2007

ARod prefers manly women

After being caught with a blonde in Toronto, reports say that his wife, Cynthia, brusquely left their East Side home last night with two suitcases, refusing to speak with reporters. Reports have surfaced that the Toronto woman also was spotted on A-Rod's arm two weeks ago at a glitzy Las Vegas nightclub, according to Rodriguez stopped by the Tryst nightclub at the Wynn Las Vegas Resort with the blond after midnight on May 14, an off day while the Yankees were traveling from Seattle to Chicago.

"A-Rod is known as the king of the strip clubs," a source said. "He gives the girls his number to meet somewhere else later on." He also goes to a private social club in Chelsea that fronts as a poker club but also hosts wild, after-hours sex romps, a source said. In New York, A-Rod used to be a regular at the VIP Club, where he always asked for a dancer who performs under the stage name Monique. Monique is 5-feet-5 with brown hair and brown eyes and has a well-toned, muscular figure, a pal said.A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod "likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I'm not his type."

The last week of A-Rod's life has taught us:
1. He is a dick.
2. Apparently, he is what he eats.

1 comment:

Dar said...

Thanks, A-Rod! Now instead of chanting "Pay-Rod" the next time you drag your ass back to Seattle, we can chant "Stray-Rod".

All that money, fame, and talent--but you're still an asshole...