Elin spits out Tiger-cub

Less than 24 hours after Tiger Woods finished second at the U.S. Open on Father's Day, his gorgeous Swedish wife gave birth to their first child, a daughter. He announced Monday night on his Web site that Sam Alexis Woods was born early Monday morning. Both Elin and Sam are doing well and resting peacefully," Woods wrote. "We want to thank our doctors and the hospital staff for all their dedicated and hard work. This is truly a special time in our lives and we look forward to introducing Sam to our family and friends over the next few weeks. We thank everyone for their well wishes and continued respect of our privacy."

It's a good thing Earl Woods is dead or Sam would already be out on the course with a 9-iron duct taped to her hands. Either way, she'll be moping the floor with Michelle Wie by the time she's old enough to walk.