Monday, June 11, 2007

Hamilton is clueless

After becoming the first black driver in F1 history this year, Lewis Hamilton also became the first coloured driver to win an F1 race during Sunday's Canadian Grand Prix. Before the race, Hamilton said "I feel fantastic, I've never felt so good, so I'm looking forward to the race," When asked about whether that feeling included other pleasures away from the track, he added: "It's completely different, but, you know what, it is better than sex."

Is he serious? There is no way driving a car is better than sex. That is, unless you’re like me and spend your time cruising the back alleys looking for whores. For Hamilton to have said this his reference point for sexual experience is probably the lubed-up tailpipe of his McLaren.

3 comments:

Brock Landers said...

Are there any sports left for whites to dominate? Swimming? Ping Pong? Cricket?

Screaming Viking said...

Dog sledding? I am not sure I have seen a coloured dude at the Iditarod. What about fishing?
We still have Nascar, that is why it is so popular in the south!

Anonymous said...

Jimmy the Greek was right.

He always said that African Americans are naturally superior athletes... because they had been bred to produce stronger offspring during slavery.

He got fired from CBS for saying:
“During the slave period, the slave owner would breed his big black with his big woman so that he would have a big black kid—that's where it all started."

I'm no racist but facts are facts. We miss you Jimmy.