Chad Johnson raced a horse on Saturday, in a charity event, and won easily. The Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver was waiting at the finish line when Restore the Roar arrived at the end of his one-eighth-mile gallop. Johnson was spotted a 100-meter lead -- roughly about half the distance the horse had to cover in the race. And when it was over, Johnson, as usual, was anything but humble, "Floyd Mayweather, you're next," Johnson said. "I want to fight you. I'd like to take Kobe and LeBron one-on-one. Jeff Gordon, we can take a couple laps. ... Now it's my time to take over the race world."
Big deal, Ocho Cinco can outrun a horse. I don't find that impressive considering I am hung like one. Just call me the human tripod.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Chad Johnson beats horses
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My immediate guess is that Chad Johnson is a closet case homosexual. I also think that about Terrell Owens. I doubt I'd say it to either of their faces but whatever.
Maybe he tapped the horse after the race?
That's more meat than even Jenna Jameson can handle
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