Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Pacman Update

Tennesse Titans QB Vince Young spoke out regarding the arrest of teammate Pacman Jones. "We love him a whole lot, but we feel like he don't care about us right now. He's got to stay out of trouble and watch his back out there," Young said.

I’m not from the ghetto, but even I know that Young better keep his mouth shut. Otherwise he’s gonna end up with a bullet in his brain.

In related news, the Las Vegas bouncer who was shot up by Pacman’s crew is now suing the cornerback. The civil suit alleges that Pacman bit the bouncer’s ankle and threatened to shoot him and acted as if he was reaching for a weapon in his waistband. The suit says a witness heard Jones tell another member of his group, "Let's smoke this fool."

This is a complete misunderstanding. When Pacman says “Let’s smoke this fool” I’m sure he just wanted to share some weed with the guy. Seriously, what the hell does Pacman have to do before the Titans kick his ass out the door? Have anal sex with Jeff Fisher's wife?

3 comments:

Brock Landers said...

Here's a thought. What if he's secretly a homosexual? Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Strawman said...

There's no such thing as a black homosexual.

Steelers Suck......dick....hard.. said...

Have you heard of Kordell Stewart?