Wednesday, May 30, 2007

A-Rod goes all the way

Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez was caught with an unknown busty blonde in Toronto, during the Yankees 3-game series with the Blue Jays. The pair dined with friends at an expensive steakhouse late Sunday night, then headed to a glitzy strip club before making their way to his hotel, where the pair ducked into an elevator and headed upstairs just after midnight. Cynthia Rodriguez - A-Rod's wife, and mother of their 2 1/2-year-old daughter, was nowhere to be found. Also suspicious is how Rodriguez took a room at Toronto's Four Seasons hotel - down the street from the Park Hyatt, where most, if not all of his Yankee teammates and coaches are staying during a three-game stint that ends tonight. "No comment," Rodriguez said when The Post asked him about his north-of-the-border jaunt with the blonde.

Looks like A-Rod is hitting homers on and off the field this year. If he thought that the lappers at the Brass Rail were expensive, he ain’t seen nothing yet. From what sports has taught us about love, A-Rod now has only 3 options:

1. Kobe’s way – bring home a ton of bling to keep the wife quiet

2. Jordan’s plan – cough up a hundred million for your freedom

3. OJ’s solution – knock off Cynthia and spend the rest of your life looking for the real killers golfing

Either way, this is an expensive proposition, especially if your next stupid move is to get a lawyer referral from Michael Strahan.


Screaming Viking said...

Who is more a distraction to their club? him, Bonds or Aj Pierzinski. Tough call.

Strawman said...

ARod is crazy. His wife is f'in hot. But maybe he's got a sweet arrangemetn like Andrei Kirilenko.

Angry Ferret Jones said...

Jesus, A-Rod is a bag of douche.

I'd fuck that chick though!