Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Denver players die

Broncos 2nd year running back Damien Nash collapsed and died after a charity basketball game in suburban St. Louis on Saturday. The cause of death wasn't immediately determined, but its always sad to see a brother go down before he had his chance to shine. And by shine I mean blowing half of your contract pimping your ride and making it rain on strippers.

This is the second mysterious death involving a Denver athlete since Allen Iverson rolled into town. It's no coincidence that we haven't heard anything ghetto coming out of Philly lately. Death seems to follow Iverson around wherever he goes. He’s the evil superhero Dr. Death, and he terrorizes NBA cities along with the rest of his Fantastic Ghetto Four:

Ebony Plastic Man (aka Latrell Sprewell) – Mild mannered, but piss him off and his arms grow to incredible length and choke everyone in sight

The Purple Helmet (aka Shawn Kemp) – Capable of knocking up broads with a simple glance

Black Magic (aka Irving Johnson) – Mysterious HIV power repels people wherever he goes


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