Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Throwing worse than smoke

This week, titleholder O'Neil Bell was arrested for throwing a hatchet at his sparring partner while training in the woods. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that a world champion boxer feels the need to use a hatchet as a weapon instead of his bare hands or the fact that his first name is O'Neil.

After throwing the hatchet he continued the assault on his (I'm assuming soon-to-be former) sparring partner by throwing rocks at him. O'Neil, bra, all you had to do was wait an hour to get back in the ring with him. Then you could have unloaded bombs on his chops while mixing in the occasional low blow.

Enjoy prison dude. There you won’t be throwing hatchets around, cause you’ll be too busy piling the wood at your backdoor.

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