Brady knocks up women

So it looks like golden-boy Tom Brady is a big dirtbag after all. As first reported by the New York Post, Brady and former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan are expecting a child in 6 months. Brady is currently rumoured to be dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

I really don’t understand why it’s so common to see pro athletes accidentally knocking up broads. With all the money these guys are making you’d figure they’d have their cocks wrapped in five domes in order to avoid the 18 years of child support payments. Guys like Matt Leinart and Brady should be especially careful. As a QB their entire job is to break through defenses. So it reasons that this would be engrained into their DNA. I bet Brady’s sperm stiff-armed Moynahan’s diaphragm while making a run to track down the egg for 6 points. Hopefully Brady doesn't try to resolve the situation by pretending he’s a punter and Moynahan's stomach is the football.