Thursday, February 22, 2007

NFL players go to jail

Now that the NFL season is finally over, sentencing has begun for all of the ballers convicted during the course of the season. Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Odell Thurman was handed a 90-day sentence yesterday after pleading guilty to drunk driving stemming from an incident last September. And earlier this week Green Bay Packers wide receiver Koren Robinson was informed that he must report to prison immediately to serve 3 months in jail after leading officers on a high-speed chase during training camp.

Good riddance to Thurman, but I kind of feel sorry for KoRo. Is he really at fault? Back in the hood fleeing the cops is an involuntary reflex like breathing. Or knocking up hoes.

After all of the trouble KoRo and Thurman have gotten into during the past few seasons they will both need an impressive showing in training camp to earn a roster spot. Unfortunately they’re going to find it hard to get into game shape while constantly worrying about bending over. They will need some sage advice to get through this, and Jamal Lewis is the man to help. I’m pretty sure Lewis never got around to completing his 50,000 hours of community service after he was busted for dealing coke so this is the perfect opportunity for him to give back to society. Lewis is the black Mother Theresa. Only instead of helping impoverished children he will facilitate the prison drug trade. Dy-no-mite!


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