Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Slap on the wrist for Dick

The International Olympic Committee reprimanded Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, for comments he made towards Lance Armstrong back in 2005. Not only have Dick and Lance been fighting about drugs for 2 years, but they have also been battling forever to be the dominant nickname for 'penis'.

Dick obviously didn't like the fact that Lance may have been getting harder and faster by using drugs. Same can be said for Sheryl Crow, well at least for the faster part of the equation. Sheryl, if you like a man who would rather ride you than a bike, give me a call. Smooches.

But seriously, no one wants to watch two cocks go at it. If their names were Kitty and a Mulva, that is a different story. Break out the whipped cream and sign me up!

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