Owens may be satan

The Dallas Morning News reported that Terrell Owens called new Cowboys coach, Wade Phillips after he was introduced. "I told him it meant a lot to me," Phillips told The Morning News. "It was a good talk." "He's a players' coach, and he's been there before. I guess from an offensive standpoint Wade is a kind of guy who wants to get his playmakers the ball," Owens told the newspaper.

This union has as much chance of living happily ever after as the Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra marriage. T.O. eats his coaches and teammates alive more than a woman's soccer player.