After his team's loss to Longwood University yesterday, Morgan State University basketball coach Todd Bozeman was reportedly involved in an argument over sandwiches. "The coach . . . just went belligerent, screaming that he didn't want ham sandwiches," the manager of Mulligan's, Carlos Holland, said last night. Holland said an assistant coach for the Morgan State team had ordered 52 sandwiches, requesting Philly steak or chicken. Holland explained that they couldn't handle 52 Philly steak sandwiches but could put together a variety of sandwiches, and the assistant coach told him to do what he could. When angry about the order, "He put his hands on one of our managers . . . just grabbed her and shook her."
When I saw an article about sports personalities fighting over sandwiches, I would have bet my first-born that it would involve that fat drunk Sidney Ponson getting into a fist fight with Boomer Wells over the last piece of rye bread at a Kosher Deli. That is if either of them had enough chutzpah to get out of bed in time to beat the lunch crowd after a late night of heavy boozing. And to think this could have been avoided if someone had thought to tell them that rye bread doesn’t actually contain any Rye whiskey.
When I saw an article about sports personalities fighting over sandwiches, I would have bet my first-born that it would involve that fat drunk Sidney Ponson getting into a fist fight with Boomer Wells over the last piece of rye bread at a Kosher Deli. That is if either of them had enough chutzpah to get out of bed in time to beat the lunch crowd after a late night of heavy boozing. And to think this could have been avoided if someone had thought to tell them that rye bread doesn’t actually contain any Rye whiskey.
3 comments:
hey, sandwiches are a very personal subject. And ham?? well some guys just don't dig on swine...
so no swine means no fat chick jokes?
ha, it's always fair game for fat chick jokes
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