New Hottest Female Athlete - Happy Thanksgiving

In an online fan vote hosted by AOL last month, Funny Car driver Ashley Force was recently named AOL's Hottest Athlete. She follows in the ranks of other hottest athlete winners of online polls done by ESPN such as Tanith Belbin, Jennie Finch, Amanda Beard, Heather Mitts and Anna Kournikova. The online poll was conducted in a bracket style much the NCAA tournament bracket.

When we heard Ashley was into drag racing, I thought she was a tranny sprinter. But I guess that explains why I didn't get any play from her when I showed up in her pit area dressed like Oscar de la Hoya.

Editor's note: Your NFL Haiku recap will appear on Tuesday due to the holiday Monday!