NFL Haiku Recap - Week 5

Tenn. 5 turnovers
Falcon's deader than Vick's dogs
Young finds ways to win

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Jags now 3 and 1
Cheifs only 10 rushing yards
LJ's deal's a fraud

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Matt breaks collarbone
Will have a real QB in.
Rams lose 5th of year

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Pats steam roll the Browns
5th by more than seventeen.
Cleveland was outclassed

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Saints lose yet again
Bush, Brees look ordinary
Playoffs a long shot

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Giants over Jets
In the battle of New York
Eli leading team.

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Seahawks were shut out.
Easier to score virgins
Than on the Steelers

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Dolphins get 5th loss
Anti-72 team
Trent Green knocked silly

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No Marvin, Addai
It don't matter to Peyton
Taught Bucs a lesson

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Chargers beat Broncos
Offense finally shows up
No LT touchdown

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9 to 7 game
Soccer match has more offense
Raven's d stops Gore

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Pack loses first game
5 turnovers killed their hopes
Bears take gift for win

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Bills blow big lead late
Even with Romo's 5 picks
Onside kick killed them