Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Parker dunks it

Who doesn't love athlete sex-tape rumours? Word on the web is that there is a sex-tape featuring intimate scenes with San Antonio Spur Tony Parker and his hottie wife. Latest reports suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites.

When I heard that a French athlete had a sex tape, I was so relieved to hear it was Tony Parker jack-hammering Eva Longoria. The last thing I wanted to see was Amelie Mauresmo using a gas-powered vibrator on her partner's hairy box.

Editor's note: If you have the video, e-mail it to our contact e-mail address, and you will be our hero forever.

Editor's note: What a sick joke this turned out to be. The tape is just like the Rockies/Padre game last night. No one was touching homebase when it counted.

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