Saturday, September 01, 2007

Poet's Corner

Dancing with the Stars,
Just announced their team,
for this season's dance-off,
Will an athlete reign supreme?

Helio Castroneves,
Will have to move with class,
For he is used to sitting,
for 500 miles on his ass.

Floyd Mayweather Jr.,
Always light on his toes,
Probably only doing this,
To score some dancing hoes.

Finally we have Cuban,
Who will always speak his mind,
In a competition of grace and poise,
He has to act more refined.

To be the next winner,
Like Emmitt or Apolo,
Remove your nads now,
Put them in your mouth and swallow.

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