Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Cats and Dogs

Bengals cornerback Deltha O'Neal's home was the scene of a dog attack last week. Emergency dispatchers got a 911 call for help from O'Neal's condominium. It was later learned that O'Neal had taken a woman and her 3-year-old son to the hospital after they had been bitten by a Rottweiler. O'Neal wasn't home when the attack happened, but he was called there afterward.

How can society be so blind? Darwin would have seen this one coming. You mix a little bit of Bengal with a dash of Vick and you start getting hybrid super criminals. God forbid this doesn't start happening with NBA players. The last thing we need is for our women to become violated, fat and diseased by a Kobe-Kemp-Magic Robo-slut.

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