Saturday, September 22, 2007

Poet's Corner

Four years after a crash he's surviving,
Former NHL'er Rob Ramage's trial has started,
Killed a person drinking and driving,
You see, Dude is pretty retarded.

After the smash the words he did use:
"I have to pee. I have to pee. It's all the drinking"
and "Oh man. I shouldn't be here. It's the booze."
With empty cans in his car, what was he thinking?

Cops smelled the drinks on his breath,
How this got to trial is beyond me,
For something this intentionally stupid causing death,
Put him in jail and throw away the key.

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