Rodman is an assman

Dennis Rodman is in trouble with the law again, this time for allegedly smacking the behind of a female bar patron. TMZ.com reported that the Orange County Sheriff's Department is investigating the incident, which allegedly took place at Hennessy's Tavern in Dana Point, near Laguna Beach. One source says the ex-basketball star allegedly slapped the woman's rear so hard, it left a "major mark." Rodman's rep Darren Prince just issued the following statement to TMZ: That is just another woman trying to extort money out of Dennis, and I am sure the situation will work itself out in Dennis' favor."

For a guy who has scored hot ass like Carmen Electra and Madonna when she was under 50, why would he resort to such amateurish moves. This news is as disappointing as it would be hearing that half of Shawn Kemp's kids are adopted.