Thursday, September 27, 2007

Tyson to go another round with Sodom

Former heavyweight chump Mike Tyson pleaded guilty Monday to charges of drug possession and driving under the influence stemming from a traffic stop last year as he was leaving a nightclub. In pleading guilty Tyson told the judge that he was under the influence of alcohol and cocaine when officers stopped him for driving erratically last December. Tyson pleaded guilty to a single felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor DUI count. A felony charge of possession of drug paraphernalia and a second misdemeanor DUI charge were dropped, according to the terms of a plea agreement. Tyson faces a maximum of four years and three months in prison when he is sentenced Nov. 19.

You can't expect a guy bred to crush skulls to be a normal citizen once his career is over. It would be like trying to turn Vick’s dogs into helpers for the blind. Only instead of helping them cross the street safely they’ll tear off their flesh when the cross-walk signal chimes. But hey, at least they wouldn’t see it coming.

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