Shaq lays down the law

Shaquille O'Neal has filed to divorce his wife after nearly five years of marriage. According to the filing, Shaquille O'Neal is asking Shaunie O'Neal to provide a "correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities" that she had access to or obtained during the marriage. They are the parents of six children; Shaquille and Shaunie O'Neal had four together, and each had one other before getting hitched.

Shaq is going about this divorce the right way. He was smart enough to have a prenup, YEAH, in addition to being the one to file against his wife before he strays. If there is one thing Shaq learned from Kobe, it's that it’s more expensive to get your dick wet before the papers are signed. And how to rape a white girl and get away with it.