Longhorns enjoy prison food

Freshman running back James Henry has become the sixth Texas Longhorn player arrested since June, and has been charged with two felony counts of obstruction and tampering with evidence. Henry, who was arrested Monday, is accused of beating up one of the victims of a July home invasion that allegedly involved two other players, Andre Jones and Robert Joseph. Henry has been suspended indefinitely from the team.

It looks like the Longhorns gamble to use Bin Laden as their recruiter is paying off as they are breeding criminals like an Al Qaeda traning camp. But Cincy fans, things are looking up. The Bengals will soon have some new talent to join Houshmandzadeh.