Monday, July 09, 2007

Tony Park weds Eva Longoria

San Antonio Spurs playoff MVP Tony Parker married "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria at a civil ceremony in Paris on Friday, that preluded their star-studded weekend wedding at a posh and storied chateau on Saturday. Paris Mayor Bertrand Delanoe officiated and gave a speech saying how happy he was that they were married in the City of Light, said the mayor of Paris' 4th District, Dominique Bertinotti.

If these nuptials are anything like every other athlete wedding, Eva can expect a little bit of adultery mixed in with a few slaps to the face, followed by a restraining order. And if she's lucky, she may survive to collect some alimony.

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