Thursday, July 12, 2007

Canadians can't score

The quarter finals start this week in the 2nd biggest soccer tournament in the world – the FIFA World under 20 tournament. This year it is being hosted in the soccer hotbed known as Canada, who will not be playing in the quarter finals.

Canada's squad became the first host team in the tournament’s history not to score. Which sounds exactly like my teen years. And by teen years I mean my twenties. And by twenties I mean my entire virgin life. I need to touch a woman bad.

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