Thursday, October 26, 2006

Matt Leinart is a great Dad


Arizona Cardinals wannabe QB, Matt Leinart, celebrated the birth of his first child today along with his ex-girlfriend.

Matt's a first rate guy. Like any good All-American he dumped his pregnant college sweetheart right before the NFL draft to have sex with Paris Hilton. The future may not be so bright for Matt afterall.


1 case of Hilton induced Herpes
+ 18 years of child support
= Career burnout at 30 (Just ask Jose Theodore)

I'm not implying that these people have herpes, I'm just doing the Math.

3 comments:

Screaming Viking said...

I ain't saying she's a gold digga, but she ain't messing with no broke wigga.

jack'smannequin said...

What is her name?

Strawman said...

Brynn Cameron... follow the link in the blog entry... she's super hot