The Yankees don't know a good time

In the light of Josh Hancock's drunken death, The New York Yankees have joined other major league teams in banning alcohol in both their home and visiting clubhouses. The Yankees had previously banned alcohol in their home clubhouse, but then last Friday, the team altered its policy for the visiting clubhouse at Yankee Stadium, and the beer that was on the visitors' side was wheeled out. At least the Brewers are still keeping it real.

Why should Hancock's drinking problems cause others to have to go dry? That would be like saying as a result of Kirby Puckett trying to rape women, Derek Jeter now has to derail his ho-train.