Ohno is the dance king

Last night while renovating my family room, I may have seen a few minutes (or the entire season) of Dancing with the Stars. Like Emmitt Smith last year, some prominent athletes were in the dance-off. Tween heart-throb Apolo Anton Ohno and women’s undefeated boxing champion, Laila Ali were in the finals against a supposed straight former boy band member. When the votes were tallied, short (track) speed skater Apolo Ohno took home the trophy and title as 2007 Dancing with the Stars Champion.

If Lalia were a true champion like her father she would have taken home the trophy regardless. Either by dancing like a butterfly or dropping that douche Ohno with a right-cross to the chops and walking off with the prize.