Thursday, May 31, 2007

Stokke not stoked about attention

18 year old high-school athlete Allison Stokke is tired of the world-wide attention she is getting due to her looks. During her stellar high school track and field career, Stokke had won a 2004 California state pole vaulting title, broken five national records and earned a scholarship to the University of California, yet only track devotees had noticed. Then this month, pictures of her adjusting her hair at a track meet in New York had been plastered across the Internet and became an over night sensation. A three-minute video of Stokke standing against a wall and analyzing her performance at another meet is popular on YouTube, having been viewed over 300,000 times. "I just want to find some way to get this all under control," Stokke told her coach. It looks like she, unfortunately, has no interest in becoming the next Amy Acuff.

When you are young, beautiful and can handle a pole, of course men all over the world will be intrigued. In amateur athletics, being hot is the only way to get your sport exposed to the masses. And a call to Hef never hurts either.


Anonymous said...


Only 18 and handles pole like a master. Talk about your up and commers!

Jarvis said...

Dude, this chick is absolutely, incredibly, unmatched in completely hotness.

Strawman said...

I have no clue why she doesn't want the attention. She could ride fame and her looks to some big cash... by doing a Maxim spread or something at the very least... or go for all the marbles and do porno.

Screaming Viking said...

You don't get rich pole vaulting. Sex sells, plain and simple.

Angry Ferret Jones said...

Shit, you saved my life!!! I was wondering who that total piece of ass was!

Poor little sexy girl. "People are looking at me, boohoo!"

I'll look at you. While you clean my house and make me some eggs.


Anonymous said...

Damn! She's hot but probably smells like fish between those thighs.