Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Tank guilty (again)

Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson was allowed briefly out of prison this week to face a court hearing on a misdemeanor weapons charge. Tank pled guilty to possessing an illegal firearm and in return will not have to face any additional time in jail. He also was ordered to donate $2,500 to the Gurnee Police Department and $2,500 to the Gurnee Exchange Club's child abuse prevention program.

Tank must be wondering how the hell he ended up having to make a $2,500 donation to a child abuse prevention program. Let’s call it a down payment for when you knock-up your first hoe.

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