Thursday, May 03, 2007

Piazza injured

Oakland Athletics designated hitter Mike Piazza pulled a muscle in his shoulder last night sliding into third base and will miss the next 4 to 6 weeks because of the injury.

Piazza is just like Reggie Jackson, only they call him Mrs. May. And instead of smacking game winning homeruns he uses his time on the DL to get to know the towel boys.


Screaming Viking said...

I wonder if his wife has seen thru his straight act yet? They probably fight for the mousse every morning.

Strawman said...

His "wife" is f'in hot though.