The New England Patriots replaced their terrible grass field with a state of the art artificial turf, in time for Sunday’s game versus the Chicago Bears. The Patriots beat the, now 9-2 Bears, 17-13 to move to 8-3. This seems like the best turf replacement in sports since Jose Theodore started taking Propecia. The only difference is Paris Hilton has yet to ride the turf. Or maybe she has and we will find out next week when the field is covered in crab grass.