Thursday, November 02, 2006

Pacman spits, not swallows

It wouldn't be an autumn day without another NFL player being handcuffed. Today's winner is Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones. Jones has been cited for an incident at a nightclub over the weekend where he “became verbally abusive and spit a huge amount of mucus on [the female victim’s] face.” This is the second time this year that Pacman has been charged with spitting on women.

On the woman abuse scale of 1 to 10, this is a –23. You need to man up like your teammate Reynolds. Spitting is for wimps. And Camels. And Robbie Alomar.

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